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The Intention Tote in Oyster, printed INTENTION: above an empty checkbox and buy oat milk.
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The Intention Tote

$32 · $6 US shipping

Set an intention you can actually complete. This one is printed on the front, with a box to check: buy oat milk.

Printed to order. Usually arrives in 5 to 12 business days. US only. Defects are replaced.

Econscious organic cotton twill in Oyster, sixteen by fourteen and a half inches with a five-inch gusset. It holds up to thirty pounds, which covers the oat milk and whatever else you came in for.

The back is blank.

Directions

Carry to the store.

Fulfill intention.

Carry home.

Details
BlankEconscious EC8000
Fabric100% certified organic cotton twill
Size16 × 14.5 × 5 in, 24.5 in straps
CapacityUp to 30 lb
PrintFront, printed to order in the US
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