Terms
Who we are
Sage Your Twat is a trade name of Anthimeros LLC, a Texas limited liability company. These terms apply to purchases from this site.
What we sell
Novelty goods. Nothing we sell makes any health, wellness, spiritual, or medical claim, and nothing on this site is advice. The name is a joke. The products are real.
Orders and prices
Prices are in US dollars. Shipping and sales tax are added at checkout. We may cancel and fully refund an order we can’t fulfill. Colors on screen can differ slightly from the finished product.
Candle safety
Burn within sight, away from anything that can catch fire, and out of reach of children and pets. Follow the safety instructions on the jar.
Returns and replacements
See Shipping & returns. We replace items that arrive misprinted, damaged, or defective.
Designs
Anthimeros LLC owns the designs and text on this site. Please don’t reproduce them for sale.
Liability
To the extent the law allows, our total liability for any order is limited to the amount you paid for it.
Governing law
Texas law governs these terms.
Contact
Last updated October 8, 2026.