Sage Your Twat.
Clinically unproven. So was he.
A cleansing ritual for the week after. Light the candle and don’t text him.
Nine designs in three series. When Drop 01 closes, we won’t print these designs again.
Closes Thursday, October 15, at 11:59 p.m. Central. Drop 01 has closed. We’ve retired these designs.
The Breathwork Crewneck
Breathe in. Breathe out. The third line is up to you.
- Block him.
- Mute him.
- Unfollow.
The Affirmation Tee
Say it to the mirror, then put the phone in another room.
- I will not text him.
- His loss.
- I deserve someone who owns a second towel.
The Manifesting Tee
Write it on a shirt and wait. (The Lego one is our favorite.)
- my own Netflix account.
- him, stepping on a Lego.
- my deposit back.
He said he needed space. Clear it.
- Light the candle.
- Return the hoodie.
- Delete the playlist.
- Block him.
- Sit down.
Asked, answered.
Does it work?
No.
Is it only for exes?
Also works on situationships.
He keeps watching my stories. Is that a sign?
Do not confuse his story views with a spiritual sign.
What does the candle do?
It burns for 50 to 60 hours and smells like sea salt and orchid. The label lists closure as the base note. We can’t measure that one.
What happens when Drop 01 closes?
We take the nine Drop 01 designs down Thursday, October 15, at 11:59 p.m. Central and never print them again. The candle, the laundry tee, and the tote stay.
Can I return it?
Each piece is printed or labeled when you order it, so not for size or regret. If something arrives wrong or damaged, email a photo within 30 days and we’ll replace it.
Is this medical advice?
It’s a sweatshirt.